"Teacher, i vomit…"
"Teacher, i got stomach ache…"
this 2 sentence are the most common sentence that i hear almost everyday!
i got a student who always got stomach ache and vomit in the class. He will vomit in the class or toilet everday! I wouldn’t have to go and find out whether he vomit or not today, cuz after one or two period he will come to me in the office and say :"Teacher, i vomit…" ("老师,刚才我呕….")or "Teacher, i got stomach ache…"(老师,我肚子痛…")
At first, i was very patient, each time he said "Teacher, i vomit…" i’ll ask like where you vomit? how do you feel now? still ok? But day after day, i start to feel fed up with the sentence :"teacher, i vomit…" so each time when he say this i’ll say " ok clean up your uniform now in the toilet" then he will go to toilet.
Sometimes when he say :"teacher, i vomit…", and then i’ll say :" ok. then what u want to do now?" he’ll said :" i want to call my daddy to fetch me home now". all right at first i was very patient to bring him to the admin’s floor which located in the third floor so that he can call.(it’s not near if everyday bring him there u know!) But day after day, i feel fed up with his attitude, not only me..even those who responsible to sit beside the telephone too. it was like so fed up to see the same person come to the phone to call every afternoon! At last they kinda don’t allow him to call back already. So from that day on, whenever he say "teacher i want to call my daddy" i’ll just say :" don’t have to call, your daddy will know"
you will feel that i’m very rude but i’m actually just doing my job. there is actually nothing wrong with this student, his dad bring him to the doctor and doctor said nothing wrong with him, it just that he is too tension to come to school, and that’s he often vomit and stomach ache.this is what his daddy told me. so now do you get it? do u already understand why am i so "rude" to him, not to let him call?
it’s still ok If he come to see me in the office and tell me :"teacher, i vomit…" but if i’m in the middle of teaching, and he come to me and say :"teacher, i vomit…" it was like the end of the world. why do i say so? first, the whole class will like :"yer..he vomit.." "teacher…he vomit in the class again" " teacher.. he vomit quite a lot today" and then all student will like spot some interesting toys under his table and everyone will gather around his table! and there… i can’t continue my teaching! yish!
Another situation is… he himself won’t come to me and say :"teacher, i vomit…" he will ask another girl prefects who sit near him to come to me and tell me :"teacher, he vomit…" or "teacher, he stomach ache…" then i’ll just say :" ask him to clean up his uniform now…" or " go and take minyak kapak from Miss A’s table…
"heiyer!!!! don’t tell me anymore "teacher he vomit…" lar!!!!" this sentence often appear in my mind
Even one of the student who sit quite in front say to me :"teacher… if i keep on hear the word "vomit" i think i will vomit later…" should i laugh or cry now? (-_-)!!!
Another case is…some student from other class who got stomach ache will come to me in the office and tell me :"teacher..i got stomach ache…" then i’ll say :" ok go take minyak kapak at the table there and then put oil on your tummy. Go now go settle it in toilet..!"
"thank you teacher" (-_-)!!!
And from that day on, any student from that class (not my class) get stomach ache, the class monitor will bring him/her to me. it was like "huh?why you find me?" Am i too friendly and that’s why they always come to me for minyak kapak?
"minyak kapak not with me!!! T_T go get it there please…" haiz…
and then yesterday, a standard one girl fall and got injured. her sister bring her to the office, and then Miss A say want to put the yellowish oil on her knee, and then she start to cry and scream! she say that will be very pain. she cry and scream cry and scream, i try to comfort her, give her lollipop, holding her hand so that she can’t move here and there. at the moment when i hold her hand Miss A faster put the yellowish oil on her knee… it was like "phew…mission accomplished…"
Then i found out… sweets also can’t seduce them when they are injured(cuz she keep on say she dun wan the lolipop) (-_-)!!!
I tell u this is not funny! please don’t laugh too much… it’s…quite a…"sweating" job…(-_-)!!!